Okay, I admit it. I secretly think I'm smarter than most of the population. Please don't hold that against me, I truly am pretty humble with the rest of my self image. I know that while I feel 20, I look 40 (yes, its a FOUR before the 0... I'm still getting used to it and hope the more I write it the more comfortable I'll get with it). I realize my rear end has a texture issue. I've accepted that my boobs will slip into my arm pits if I lay on my back while not wearing a bra.